[Alastor's hand is oddly clammy despite wearing gloves and his grip is vice-like. Thankfully, the handshake is short lived. Mmm. Yes. Friends. ]

Mmmm? Oh, this? [Alastor spins his microphone expertly in his fingers, throwing it up and catching it behind his back like a baton. The eye winks at Mario] I'm a radio broadcaster! My show was quite popular -- quite popular indeed! -- back in the day. Here, I suppose it's just... sentimental.