Honestly, he usually doesn’t make a lot of sense to anyone except Cucumber-bro! Sometimes he’s pretty sure his king is going to kick his teeth in if he doesn’t start making sense! He just sort of says things, dude, don’t read this much into it!

Also, simple wanderer his ass! Though who knows, maybe everyone flies in his world! Shang Qinghua isn’t asking, because he’s not being annoying and talking too much right now! He even obligingly puts a hand over his mouth to remind himself to shut the fuck up!

Really, if someone in blue was going to be mean to him, he would really rather it was his king! His free hand absently touches Mobei-Jun’s seal again, mournfully. Mobei-Jun could beat him black and blue as long as his king was here!